I do solemnly swear ...

... that if summer ever arrives, I will not complain about:

Mosquitos
Bull snakes in my garden
Sunburn
Noisy crickets
Sweat in my eyes
Too many heats of the 100-meters at track meets
Wolf spiders
Motorcycles
Catchers taking too many trips to the pitcher’s mound
Sunflower seed shell stuck in my teeth
Grasshoppers
Sun rising too early
Blossom end rot on tomatoes
Swallowing gnats
Neighbor mowing early in morning
Rattle snakes on my jogging path
Humidity
Having to close bedroom window because coyotes yipping too loudly
Flies
Bicyclists
Tourists
100 degree days
Kate Upton