'Runaway Trane' by yours truly has been selected for the Smashwords July Winter/Summer promo. So you can get it free for the rest of the month if you enter this code at checkout: SFREE. Go here.
It goes against my inclination to give stuff away, but what the heck, I'm drunk.
It's available in all formats except Braille, so you really have no excuse unless you are, well, visually impaired.